Meet The Gang…
Greetings my fellow minions, Lucifer Jones here, Today I wanted to take a moment and introduce you to some of the main Staff here in Hell, you can also read in more detail by clicking on HELL’S AUTHORS on the top of the page!
At any rate, from the photo, you have:
Lucifer Jones, Azrael, Bezzlebub
and now without further ado, lets meet the main staff of Hell….
Lucifer Jones:
Aka: Satan, The Devil, The Evil One
Once God’s right hand man, and one of the seven “creators”
of earth, Lucifer met his fate one night during the first (and last)
deity Poker Tourney, the game lasted 6 months, 6 days and 6 hours, till
the only two left player were God and Lucifer.
God lost and since he was such a sore looser, he first killed 3 of the
deities that were making fun of him, and then he banished Lucifer to
earth for the rest of eternity.
Awhile later Lucifer would construct
Hell, and got into a “Numbers Game” with God, where at the
end of the world, whoever had the most souls under their control would
rule over Heaven and Earth.
These days Lucifer spends his time online
trying to set the record straight about himself, and show the world
who the true bad guy is.
Azrael:
Aka: Joe, Az
Azrael’s history is mostly a crock of lies, started by
Az himself, He mainly did it to try and pick up chicks lol.
If you google Azrael, you’d read that
is pretty important, and that he looks over the living and the dead,
he ‘works’ for both God and Lucifer and he holds this “master list”
folks, that is just pure bull!
In all honesty, Az is a glorified accountant,
nothing more, he is in charge of a list, but it’s nothing really special!
in fact were not even sure what is actually on the list to be honest.
At any rate, Az is in charge of new
arrivals, Hell activities, and a few other things, from time to time
you will see his posts on the blog, mainly posting photos and other
stuff.
Sorry to burst your bubble about the
Az Man, but MOST of what you have heard about Hell is PURE BULLSHIT!
Bezzlebub
Aka: Bub, Bubby, ‘Hey You’
Bub is another one who TOTALLY TWISTED himself in history,
first up he has NO ‘fly like qualities’ and he is also NOT “The
Lord Of The Flies” OR Lucifer’s second in command!
Bub is nothing more then a lackey, a
henchmen, the guy who does all the odd jobs here in hell.
In fact Bub’s main role is keeping track
of the massive Hell Calendar, the thing that holds all the births and
deaths of all the souls damned to Hell.
Now while SOME may think that could
be an important job, it’s not! Bub is just a glorified secretary, who
makes even less then most secretaries lol!
Bub is invaluable though, we’ve never
found anyone else who works as hard and as cheap as he does in Hell!
